“You Can’t Say Anything Anymore” Guy Dies Of Old Age After A Lifetime Of Saying Whatever He Wanted With Basically Zero Consequences

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John, seen here in a YouTube video that amassed two-hundred million views.

John Hall, 98

Pennsylvania resident John F. Hall, Jr., 98, died September 8th, at his home in Philadelphia surrounded by family and friends after never facing consequences for anything he ever said.

He was also the creator of a YouTube channel called “You Can’t Say Anything Anymore TV” which had millions of subscribers.

His last words? “You can’t say anything anymore.”

An autopsy revealed his brain had been dead for decades.

“John said exactly what he wanted for ninety-five years and sometimes people disagreed with him and didn’t want to be around him,” says Hall’s brother David. “He frequently compared himself to Lenny Bruce, especially after he got banned from the airport Chipotle. I don’t really know what his point was.”

At his request there will be no service.

Condolences may be sent to P.O. Box 7425, Philadelphia, P.A.

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