Why Your Bucket List Should Only Include Propagating Moss

Max Barth - maxbarth.substack.com
2 min readSep 25, 2021

Life is short. Moss is forever, I think?

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Life is short. It’s important to have a clear-eyed view of what you want to accomplish before you die, and in my view that list should start and end with propagating some sweet fucking moss.

Sure, you could spend your final years making amends with those you’ve wronged or trying to grow spiritually…

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Max Barth - maxbarth.substack.com

comedian, writer (The New Yorker, Reductress, The Hard Times, Hard Drive, Slackjaw, Points In Case), Libra moon. All my stuff: maxbarthcomedy.com