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Welcome To Our Meditation App! But First, Change Your Password
It’ll just take a second!
Welcome to ClmMnd, the premiere meditation and mindfulness app guaranteed to leave you spiritually centered, physically relaxed and ready to face the day. We’ll get you signed up in just a second, but first please change your password. We’ve determined your initial password is too weak and puts your personal information at risk. What would you like your new password to be?
Sorry! You can’t use a password you’ve already used in the last six months. Don’t ask us how we know you’ve used this password before. Maybe we’re just guessing. Maybe we’re affiliated with a foreign intelligence service. Just kidding! You have (4) remaining attempts before you will be locked out of your account for your security.
Sorry! Your new password must contain a number. Surely you understand. In these dangerous times, we can’t settle for the weak passwords you’re used to. God forbid someone hacked your ClmMnd account. You have (3) remaining attempts before you will be locked out of your account for your own security. Breathe! Relaxation is on the horizon!
Sorry! Strong passwords must contain an uppercase character. You want a strong password, don’t you? Weak passwords leave your account open, and if a stranger has access to your meditation app, just imagine…
