These Donuts Are Vegan, But NOT Cruelty-Free
3 min readAug 10, 2021
We treat these donuts like absolute shit.
We’re twisted freaks here at Linda’s Sunshine Bakery. We don’t use animal products in our donuts but you’re goddamn right our pastries aren’t “cruelty-free”. We treat these donuts like complete shit: we yell at them as they come out of the fryer, we keep them in tiny little donut cages while we talk about how great it is to be a human — we even…