The Founding Fathers Were Right: Gun Rights Are Absolute And Face Leeches Cure Cancer, A Disease Caused By Angry Harvest Demons

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In a time beset by increasingly poisonous political discord and partisanship, Americans should cling tightly to that which our Founders so earnestly believed: the right to own a firearm is absolute and also putting leeches on your face cures cancer, a disease which is caused…