“Oops, All Scoby!” Kombucha Is The Drink Of The Year, Here’s Why

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A design prototype for the product.
  1. It’s chewable. Basically zero messy liquid to spill. Just pop open and gloop gloop gloop. Yum!
  2. It’s sophisticated. Nothing says “I fly business class” like throwing a bottle of room temperature OASK against a wall at your child’s piano recital and scavenging through the broken glass for chunks to chew.
  3. Culture. If you thought one scoby was full of stuff for healthy gut flora? Grow up. This is that but more.
  4. Oops! Haha. It’s got a funny label which implies a mistake was made during production…but we all know (at least I do) it was on purpose! How else would they make the labels in time? Think about it.
  5. It makes a great gag gift. It will 100% make you gag. Delicious!

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Max Barth - maxbarth.substack.com
Max Barth - maxbarth.substack.com

Written by Max Barth - maxbarth.substack.com

comedian, writer (The New Yorker, Reductress, The Hard Times, Hard Drive, Slackjaw, Points In Case), Libra moon. All my stuff: maxbarthcomedy.com

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