I, Tom Brady, Am Retiring From Family To Spend More Time With Football

To my dear wife, children, parents, siblings and extended family —

Tom (Dad) here. If you found this note, you are probably wondering where I am.

But first I want you to know how grateful I am for your support over the years.

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Max Barth - maxbarth.substack.com

comedian, writer (The New Yorker, Reductress, The Hard Times, Hard Drive, Slackjaw, Points In Case), Libra moon. All my stuff: maxbarthcomedy.com