How To Enjoy LSD Or A Laxative

Tips for an unforgettable experience.

(Originally published in Points In Case)

1. Take the day off work! The experience can take between one and twelve hours. Trust me, you’re not gonna want to be on a conference call when it hits. While Silicon Valley CEOs have popularized taking small amounts every day to stay at the top of their game while working (Zuckerberg practically snorts the stuff), we don’t recommend “micro-dosing” for the first timer. Plus, you’ll need time to recover and clean up when it’s over.
2. Have a trusted friend nearby, preferably one who’s taken it before and can guide you through the process. If you freak out (you probably won’t, but it’s good to plan just in case things don’t go as smoothly as you’d like) your friend can talk you down. Sometimes all it takes is hearing a reassuring voice through the door during the more intense moments.
3. Go outside! A lot of the most experienced folks prefer to take it outside, weather permitting. You’ll want to be away from people that don’t know what you’re up to, though of course context is key: if you’re at a Dave Matthews show you can take it in the front row and safely assume everyone else is on your level. (In fact, it’s become almost a requirement for real fans). A public dog park, however, isn’t recommended (they can smell you even if they can’t see you)…