Hot Yoga Cancelled, Ugly Yoga Still On

Max Barth - maxbarth.substack.com
2 min readJul 27, 2020

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Dear Students,

Here at Higher Grounds Yoga we’ve been considering our response to the current public health emergency. Times like these call for us to be more connected and, when possible, maintain our practice. Unfortunately that is not an option at the moment.

Our popular hot yoga classes are therefore cancelled to assure the health and safety of both instructors and our hottest students.

Ugly yoga remains available, still taught by Steve. He’s excited to meet you!

We understand the importance of routine in any practice, and regret the sudden change. However, we simply cannot take the risk with hot yoga. Our absolute perfect ten smoke show students deserve better.

By the way, Steve has forty-five years of experience with ugly yoga. He also collects rats!

Steve’s rat Maisie.

While we agree that ugly yoga may not be an appropriate venue for some of you, we suspect a majority will feel right at home.

Thank you for your time.

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Max Barth - maxbarth.substack.com
Max Barth - maxbarth.substack.com

Written by Max Barth - maxbarth.substack.com

comedian, writer (The New Yorker, Reductress, The Hard Times, Hard Drive, Slackjaw, Points In Case), Libra moon. All my stuff: maxbarthcomedy.com

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