Help! I Think My Wife Is A Non-Fungible Token

She’s unique, and I’m suspicious.

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Dear Abbey,

My wife is the love of my life. Sadly, I have recently concluded that she is a non-fungible token. My suspicions were first aroused when I would say “honey, let’s go to town, grab the keys — you’re fungible, right?” and she couldn’t even look me in the eyes.