Business Guy In Your Uber Pool Loudly Seals Massive Two-Figure Deal

RIGHT NEXT TO YOU — Titan of industry Kyle Wexler, 27, reportedly sealed a massive two-figure deal this morning as he sat next to you in an Uber Pool on your way to work.

“He was basically yelling and it was, like, six in the morning,” said driver Suzanna LaShan. “But I guess that’s just the cost of being an international business magnate who takes discount car rides to save four dollars.”