Bo Obama Completes 100 Lesser-Than-Evil Deeds, Returns To Human Form
Bo Obama, who served as First Dog in the Obama White House, has reportedly held up his end of a witch’s curse, allowing him to return to his original human form. “It feels so great to be back,” says Obama.
The curse, as originally laid out, condemned the young man to canine form in exchange for the coveted White House position. To break it, Bo needed to commit one hundred “lesser-than-evil” deeds.
“So that lowered the bar, at least,” says Obama. “I didn’t have to save people from burning buildings or anything, I just had to be better than the alternatives. Barney [Bush] ate a kid.”
What did he learn from the decade he spent as a Portuguese Water Hound?
“I learned that there really is no right and wrong. All you have to do is be better than the worst. It’s like President Obama used to say: you can drone a wedding here and there, but you can’t drone five weddings in one day, unless you really want to.”
