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An Interview With A Guy Wearing Noise-Cancelling Headphones

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Q: Thanks for meeting with me. Ready?

A: What?

Q: Thanks for meeting with me! I asked if you were ready to start the interview.

A: I’m doing great, yeah.

Q: The pandemic seems to have changed every workplace, often permanently. Has your job been effected?

A: What?

Q: Has your job been effected by the pandemic?

A: Oh! Sorry. Yeah, I work at a brewery.

Q: Right. Did it close during the lockdown?

A: What?

Q: Your job — did it close?

A: Yeah, about a half mile that way. You can actually see the one building right over the trees there.

Q: Can I ask why you’re wearing those headphones?

A: Yeah! Do you like these? They’re noise cancelling. They fold, too.

Q: They fold?

A: 28.

Q: But why are you wearing them?

A: What?

Q: Can you remove the headphones please, so you can hear me?

A: Can you speak up please? These are noice-cancelling.

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Max Barth - maxbarth.substack.com
Max Barth - maxbarth.substack.com

Written by Max Barth - maxbarth.substack.com

comedian, writer (The New Yorker, Reductress, The Hard Times, Hard Drive, Slackjaw, Points In Case), Libra moon. All my stuff: maxbarthcomedy.com

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