Jul 28, 2021

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An Honest Cover Letter

I need $600.

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Dear whoever (whomever?),

I need $600.

I was hoping that you could part with it, and in return I could open and close spreadsheets for a few weeks. Ideally this win-win set up could continue for some time, as I often need more money to continue putting calories into my body so I can live to sleep through another sunrise.

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comedian, writer (Reductress, The Hard Times, Slackjaw, Points In Case), Libra moon. All my stuff: https://linktr.ee/MaxBarth

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