Published inSlackjaw·PinnedMember-onlyClimate Scientist: I Will Be 4 Degrees Hotter By 2030An inconvenient truth — for my haters. — Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
Sep 13Member-onlyForever 31 Employee HandbookHello and welcome to the team! If you’re reading this, it’s because you’ve just joined our group of hardworking and always-kinda-sore retail professionals at our newest venture — Forever 31. What are our values? Forever 31, like its predecessor brand, is all about youth and fashion and keeping a little…Comedy2 min readComedy2 min read
Sep 29, 2022retired Medium accounthey folks, I rarely update this anymore. Please subscribe to my substack: maxbarth.substack.com to get my writing delivered to you twice a month, totally free. You can also see my work at maxbarthcomedy.com Thanks!1 min read1 min read
May 18, 2022new piece in Hard TimesWe Asked Chuck Klosterman If Hot Dogs Are Sandwiches Back In 2008 And He's Still Fucking Talking Waaaay back in 2008 we sat down with the bestselling author of Sex, Drugs & Cocoa Puffs, Chuck Klosterman, for a brief…thehardtimes.net1 min read1 min read
May 3, 2022new Hard Times piecefor the archives here, link to piece below Democrats Vow Women Jailed For Abortion Will Get $50 Tax Credit1 min read1 min read
May 2, 2022new headlinesfor the archives… Hello friends, more writing on here soon. In the meantime, enjoy two things: My newest piece for The Hard Times. …..And a headline I wrote for Reductress!1 min read1 min read
Apr 25, 2022new Hard Times headlineone for the records here…. new piece up in The Hard Times1 min read1 min read
Apr 8, 2022Member-onlyThe Founding Fathers Were Right: Gun Rights Are Absolute And Face Leeches Cure Cancer, A Disease Caused By Angry Harvest DemonsIn a time beset by increasingly poisonous political discord and partisanship, Americans should cling tightly to that which our Founders so earnestly believed: the right to own a firearm is absolute and also putting leeches on your face cures cancer, a disease which is caused by angry…Satire3 min readSatire3 min read