You’re sentenced to death, not bloating.

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  1. This scrumptious Greek chicken bowl will leave you full AF, clocking in at a mere ten grams of carbs. Last words are hard enough without your blood sugar crashing, and the high fiber content will ensure you stay regular until you realize oh-my-God-oh-my-God-it’s-actually-happening-oh-my-God.
  2. Broccoli soup with bacon is the hearty…

“Someone had to say something. It’s disgusting.”

The whistleblower (top), alleged whistleblower (bottom). /// Photo cottonbro //Pexels

An anonymous whistleblower has come forward with an explosive claim that a previous whistleblower, also anonymous, did not properly clean the whistle after blowing it.

“When the previous whistleblower, whoever it was, blew the whistle, they should have known to clean it immediately…

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