The game continues.

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Robert Donner — creator of the popular 90s computer puzzle game Minesweeper — has revealed to law enforcement that he buried a bunch of real mines, too. …

It must have a taste. They wouldn’t just make it up.

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  1. Wow! That’s some classic lavender I taste right now. You can really taste the lavender flower, not just smell it. It’s its own thing. Everybody knows that. Duh!
  2. Mmm! Mama loves lavender. In fact, can you add more? …

just a headline i wrote for Reductress

Life is short. Moss is forever, I think?

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Life is short. It’s important to have a clear-eyed view of what you want to accomplish before you die, and in my view that list should start and end with propagating some sweet fucking moss.

Sure, you could spend your final years…

Spoiler: She doesn’t.

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Local woman Andrea Smith, 31, has updated her calendar to include the upcoming autumnal equinox as if she has a special little plan for that day even though she absolutely doesn’t, sources say. …

Close your eyes and repeat after me. Then keep your eyes closed.

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  1. I am safe. I am secure. I am above sea level, of course.
  2. I am an unstoppable force of nature, which is always a good thing.
  3. My success is inevitable. Even if I radically changed my behavior today…

Affordable haunted housing? Think again.

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Americans who are employed full-time at the minimum wage cannot afford abandoned train cars haunted by ghosts of railroad employees anywhere in the US, according to a new report by the National Haunted Housing Alliance. …

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