We’ll be there. Eventually. Moments of silence. Ribbons on cars and NFL uniforms. Elected officials kissing your ring after every unspeakable tragedy. Must be nice. I’m a third responder, and I’m tired of being overlooked. Look, I know someone has to stop the bleeding at these scenes. And I’m glad…

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We Asked Chuck Klosterman If Hot Dogs Are Sandwiches Back In 2008 And He's Still Fucking Talking Waaaay back in 2008 we sat down with the bestselling author of Sex, Drugs & Cocoa Puffs, Chuck Klosterman, for a brief…thehardtimes.net

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for the archives here, link to piece below Democrats Vow Women Jailed For Abortion Will Get $50 Tax Credit

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one for the records here…. new piece up in The Hard Times