5 Neolithic Fertility Statues That Look Like They Really Have To Pee

Like, really bad.

(clockwise from top right; Venus of Laussel, Tan-Tan,Halaf Culture, Dolní Věstonice, Willendorf) (*credits)

1. Venus of Laussel (created some 25,000 years ago):

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