10 Daily Affirmations That Totally Gloss Over Imminent Climate Collapse

Close your eyes and repeat after me. Then keep your eyes closed.

photo Kelvin Valerio /Guillaume Falco
  1. I am safe. I am secure. I am above sea level, of course.
  2. I am an unstoppable force of nature, which is always a good thing.
  3. My success is inevitable. Even if I radically changed my behavior today, it would still happen. There’s

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Max Barth - maxbarth.substack.com

comedian, writer (The New Yorker, Reductress, The Hard Times, Hard Drive, Slackjaw, Points In Case), Libra moon. All my stuff: maxbarthcomedy.com